Oct
16th
Sun
16th
When Parents Text
Mom: Those bball shorts for $6 (regular $20) which is so cheap to begin with. Are 5 1/2 phone lengths long. Is that to short for you?
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dad: would ya’ll take me to the itunes store…i don’t know where its located…is it on S. Congress?
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Mom: I started 2 do jumping jacks without my bra & almost knocked myself unconscious
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Dad: Is your index finger longer than your ring finger? If it is, you stand a high chance of getting prostate cancer. Thought you should know. Love you!
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- Me: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(
- Dad: That’s an ice spider
