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“It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so...”

– J.K. Rowling (submitted by lostinthisdisguise)

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“He dug so deeply into her sentiments that in search of interest he found love,...”

– Gabriel García Márquez (One Hundred Years of Solitude) | colacarla (via quote-book )

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Watch

lethifolds: thedevilelectric: theseheartsburstintofire: ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED. LAURA THIS VIDEO IS IMPORTANT

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Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...

Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.

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When Parents Text

Mom: Those bball shorts for $6 (regular $20) which is so cheap to begin with. Are 5 1/2 phone lengths long. Is that to short for you? * dad: would ya’ll take me to the itunes store…i don’t know where its located…is it on S. Congress? * Mom: I started 2 do jumping jacks without my bra & almost knocked myself unconscious * Dad: Is your index finger longer than your ring finger?...

Oct 17th

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Bod shrugged. “So?” he said. “It’s only death. I mean, all of my best friends are dead.” “Yes,” Silas hesitated. “They are. And they are, for the most part, done with the world. You are not. You’re alive, Bod. That means you have infinite potential. You can do anything, make anything, dream anything. If you change the world, the...

Oct 17th

Jared grabs his hand when they leave and doesn’t let go in the car. “Hey Jen, remember that feeling when you first learned to drive, and how you have to get on the freeway scared shitless where there’s bumper to bumper traffic and you’re all the way over to the left and ya gotta inch your way over to the right for the exit, and you’re gonna miss it if you don’t...

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ee cummings

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the...

Oct 3rd

Introducing your friend to a new fandom:

pickpocket: Expectations: Reality: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ OH GOD IT’S SO TRUE >:(

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